Married Man’s Perfect Wingman Plan

i'm already married but when i hang out with my single friends, to help them hook with some beautiful chicks, i spot the classic couple of good looking girl with fat friend and go for the fat friend, offering her a drink etc. while i'm busy distracting the whale i send my friend to the hot chick, that is now demoralised because she thought the guys would hit on her and not on the whale and most of the time my friend succeeds. when i see they succeeded, i tell the hambeast that i was just pretending to be interested because i wanted my friend to have a chance with the beautiful girl, and then leave her alone, go back home to my beautiful wife and laugh with her at the fat chick who is now alone and probably binge drinking so she'll be even fatter the next day. never thought life could be this good

A smug-looking Patrick Bateman sits in an office chair beneath a long anonymous forum post describing a married man’s cruel scheme for helping his single friend approach attractive women. The joke is deliberately grotesque and misogynistic: he distracts the “fat friend,” then abandons and mocks her after his friend succeeds, presenting the cruelty as a perfect life. It is used as an absurd reaction to stories about manipulative behavior or enjoying an unapologetically villainous plan.

• @eternalclassic / 7519 2022-01-27