Pet Snake Saved My Life
>be me >have a pet snake >take a girl over to my house >we are about to get in bed, when she sees my snake >she says she finds snakes creepy and leaves >find out 4 days later she had HIV >mfw my pet snake saved my life
A greentext story describes a man whose date leaves after seeing his pet snake, only for him to discover four days later that she had HIV. The punchline is that the snake accidentally prevented him from having sex and potentially contracting HIV, paired with a stern thumbs-up reaction from Big Boss. It is used as an absurd, darkly humorous reaction to narrowly avoiding danger. EN: A greentext story describes a man whose date leaves after seeing his pet snake, only for him to discover four days later that she had HIV. The punchline is that the snake accidentally prevented him from having sex and potentially contracting HIV, paired with a stern thumbs-up reaction from Big Boss. It is used as an absurd, darkly humorous reaction to narrowly avoiding danger.
- @eternalclassic / 6885 2022-01-15
- Template
- Greentext
- Type
- image
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- 777×800 · 66.8 KiB
- Mood
- darkly humorous
- Language
- en
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