Spider Girlfriend Fantasy

There's a spider in my bathroom I've had around for a while now and I've taken to putting other bugs in her web or trapping them in there so she can catch them. She was just dining on a little black beetle I left for her last time I visited. I pretend we're dating and tell her about my day while she eats. I have showered in front of her, act shy about it, and sometimes get hard under her gaze. Just sometimes.

A 4chan-style post describes a person treating a bathroom spider like a girlfriend, feeding her insects and talking to her while she eats. The punchline is the increasingly bizarre confession that he showers in front of the spider and becomes aroused under her gaze, making it an absurd and disturbing reaction meme. EN:

• @eternalclassic / 6617 2022-01-11