Three or Four Inches

Y'know, 3 or 4 inches 3

A first-person Rainbow Six Siege gameplay clip shows a player aiming and moving through an ornate house while subtitles emphasize the absurd claim that men have three or four extra inches hidden inside their bodies. The conversation escalates into crude penis-enlargement jokes and ends with the punchline that the speaker’s penis is a “fucking iceberg,” making the clip useful as an absurd reaction to discussions about size or hidden potential.

You know everybody wants to talk about equality but you know there's breast enlargement What about penis enlargement not pills but just like surgery? There is. You know what they do is like every man has like three or four inches of dick that's like in their body And they just pull the rest of it out Really? What the shade is! You guys know what they do I know what they do If I pull hard enough I've never heard you guys get more excited about something in your entire life. Can you tell we all have small penises? We're like, there's nothing to be average about here. Three to four inches. Is that true? I'm not even got three inches right now. You mean I got more inside me than outside me? I mean that I'm trying! You want a dick pic? You don't need to take an x-ray! Jesus Christ! I told you to send an x-ray! My dick is a fucking iceberg!

• @eternalclassic / 6524 2022-01-09