Hardcore Hololive Fan Dream

I'm a hardcore hololive fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be with all the other EN girls where I would often play with Amelia in her streaming room and help Calliope with her songs, but one day as I was talking to Gura, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!" This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with yagoo and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for Holostars EN, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly.." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "yagoo said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain but...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works." I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and I purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

A screenshot of an anonymous forum post shows a Hololive fan describing a dream in which the Hololive English talents invite him to join Holostars EN, but demand that he die to transfer into their world. The absurdly cheerful conversation about suicide, followed by the narrator claiming to have bought a gun, creates a dark, disturbing punchline. The bottom reaction image emphasizes the unsettling realization that the narrator may be serious.

• @eternalclassic / 6410 2022-01-08