Bluetooth Connects to Grandma's AirPods

>at grandparents house >playing some butt stuff porn >Bluetooth connector on >grandma has AirPods in >full volume while listening to audiobooks because she cant hear >my Bluetooth while playing the porn automatically connects for no fucking reason >hear screaming >realize what has happened, turn off Bluetooth function >grandma had a heart attack >literally fucking dies No one knows the truth. Why does the phone randomly connect to AirPods for no fucking reason? It wasnt my fault.

A greentext-style story describes accidentally connecting porn audio to Grandma’s AirPods while she is listening to an audiobook, leading to a ridiculous and grimly absurd misunderstanding. The punchline is the narrator’s insistence that the phone randomly connected and that Grandma’s death was not his fault, paired with a Trollface reaction. EN: A greentext-style story describes accidentally connecting porn audio to Grandma’s AirPods while she is listening to an audiobook, leading to a ridiculous and grimly absurd misunderstanding. The punchline is the narrator’s insistence that the phone randomly connected and that Grandma’s death was not his fault, paired with a Trollface reaction.

• @eternalclassic / 6320 2022-01-06