Harry Potter sexting gone wrong

*I grab your panties and slowly pull them down.* *I bite my lip with anticipation* You’re my little Gryffinwhore. *I sliding the tip in slowly.* *I lock my legs around you and beg for more* *Suddenly the spell wears off and I transform back into Dobby, but before you can react I shove myself all the way inside you.* You like that little Keeblers Cookie Elf Cock don’t you? Listen here you fucking asshole. You’re not going to sit here and waste my fucking time and get away with it. I’ll have my friend get your personal information and we’ll out you to the whole Harry Potter roleplay community. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.

A fake erotic roleplay conversation starts with someone pretending to be a seductive Harry Potter character, then abruptly reveals that the speaker is Dobby and continues with an absurdly explicit line. The other participant becomes furious and threatens to expose the roleplayer to the Harry Potter roleplay community. The joke comes from the sudden tonal shift, the bizarre Dobby reference, and the overdramatic reaction. EN: A fake erotic roleplay conversation starts with someone pretending to be a seductive Harry Potter character, then abruptly reveals that the speaker is Dobby and continues with an absurdly explicit line. The other participant becomes furious and threatens to expose the roleplayer to the Harry Potter roleplay community. The joke comes from the sudden tonal shift, the bizarre Dobby reference, and the overdramatic reaction.

• @eternalclassic / 6299 2022-01-06