Spider Girlfriend Bathroom Confession

There's a spider in my bathroom I've had around for a while now and I've taken to putting other bugs in her web or trapping them in there so she can catch them. She was just dining on a little black beetle I left for her last time I visited. I pretend we're dating and tell her about my day while she eats. I have showered in front of her, act shy about it, and sometimes get hard under her gaze. Just sometimes.

A screenshot of an anonymous post describes someone treating a spider living in their bathroom like a girlfriend, feeding her insects and talking to her while she eats. The punchline is the increasingly intimate and bizarre confession that he showers in front of the spider and sometimes becomes aroused under her gaze, followed by the awkward disclaimer “Just sometimes.” It is used as an absurd, disturbing reaction meme to express attraction to something inappropriate or an unexpectedly unhinged confession.

• @eternalclassic / 6258 2022-01-05