Wizard Turns NPC Into Sword

>Playing DnD >Wizard gets into a fight with an important NPC >When the wizard realizes who the NPC is, he apologizes and asks “As a token of my goodwill, would you like me to make you a magical sword?” >NPC agrees >Wizard casts polymorph and turns them into a sword. >Argues that the NPC shouldn't have a will save because they agreed to it.

A greentext-style Dungeons & Dragons story describes a wizard who turns an important NPC into a sword after the NPC agrees to receive a magical sword. The joke is that the wizard deliberately exploits the wording of the request and then falsely claims the NPC did not deserve a Will saving throw. A suspicious-looking cat below reacts with intense, unimpressed judgment, making the image useful as a reaction to absurd rules-lawyering or malicious compliance. EN: A greentext-style Dungeons & Dragons story describes a wizard who turns an important NPC into a sword after the NPC agrees to receive a magical sword. The joke is that the wizard deliberately exploits the wording of the request and then falsely claims the NPC did not deserve a Will saving throw. A suspicious-looking cat below reacts with intense, unimpressed judgment, making the image useful as a reaction to absurd rules-lawyering or malicious compliance.

• @eternalclassic / 5919 2021-12-30