C Programming Instead of Sex

Text on the meme

I lied to you! We're not gonna have sex, I'll teach you C programming.

What it means

A pair of hands types on a computer keyboard. The joke is a bait-and-switch: an expected sexual encounter is replaced with an unexpectedly technical lesson in C programming, making it a reaction to disappointing or nerdy plans.

Objects

hands / руки computer keyboard / компьютерная клавиатура laptop / ноутбук computer cables / компьютерные кабели typing / печать