Free FBI Home Surveillance

Rent is EXPENSIVE So when my gf moved in with me, I told her she had to split the rent. She has paid every month on time But I actually own this house Like many others, I just stole my neighbor’s ADT sign to deter burglars But my house still got broken into NOT! And now my house is under 24hr free surveillance by the FBI and CIA ADT SECURITY 800.ADT.ASAP ADTCOM

A man jokes that he charged his girlfriend rent despite owning the house, then stole an ADT security sign after the home was burglarized. He refuses to pay for real alarm service and instead displays a terrorist-group flag, joking that this gets his house watched for free by the FBI and CIA. The upbeat music and deadpan visual delivery make the escalating absurdity work as a reaction meme about extreme penny-pinching.

Rent is expensive, so when my girlfriend moved in with me, I told her she had to split the rent. She has paid every month on time, but I actually own this house. Like many others, I just stole my neighbor's ADT sign to deter burglars, but my house still got broken into. So I thought about actually paying for ADT. Not. Instead I put up the flag of a major terrorist group, and now my house is under 24-hour free surveillance by the FBI and CIA.

• @eternalclassic / 5869 2021-12-29
• @pokupkabitka / 933 2021-12-30