Santa Was Actually a Burglar

Text on the meme

trying to sleep but a loud noise woke me up, it’s either santa’s fat ass or north korea’s missile man if santa’s fat cr**ker ass don’t get tf out my house y’all i swear santa is in my house cause there’s hella noise downstairs 😂😂 help yourself to the fridge & fix up a sandwich boo 😂🎄 #MerryChristmas 🎁 YALL MY HOUSE WAS ROBBED

What it means

A series of Christmas-night tweets jokingly interprets loud noises downstairs as Santa entering the house. The narrator invites Santa to eat from the fridge, only to discover in the morning that the house was actually robbed, making the earlier Santa theory the punchline. EN: A series of Christmas-night tweets jokingly interprets loud noises downstairs as Santa entering the house. The narrator invites Santa to eat from the fridge, only to discover in the morning that the house was actually robbed, making the earlier Santa theory the punchline.

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tweet screenshots / скриншоты твитов Christmas decorations / рождественские украшения messy room / беспорядок в комнате burglarized house / ограбленный дом fridge / холодильник sandwich / сэндвич red mug / красная кружка black kettle / чёрный чайник two men / два мужчины suburban houses / пригородные дома white picket fence / белый штакетник Christmas emoji / рождественский эмодзи