I Think I'm in Trouble Boys

Anonymous I think I'm in trouble, boys(...) >get drunk >bike to the house of my ex who cheated on me over three years ago >about to ring the doorbell >better idea >take out my dick and piss on the and piss on the doormat >bike back home >sleep >wake up to flood of texts >ex sent video of me pissing on her doorstep >"Care to explain?????" >"Not really?", I reply >turn cellphone off

An anonymous poster describes drunkenly biking to his ex’s house, urinating on her doormat, and then turning off his phone after she sends him video evidence and demands an explanation. The punchline is his absurdly shameless response and refusal to face the consequences, paired with the smug expression below. It is used as a reaction to reckless behavior followed by unapologetic denial. EN: An anonymous poster describes drunkenly biking to his ex’s house, urinating on her doormat, and then turning off his phone after she sends him video evidence and demands an explanation. The punchline is his absurdly shameless response and refusal to face the consequences, paired with the smug expression below. It is used as a reaction to reckless behavior followed by unapologetic denial.

• @eternalclassic / 5657 2021-12-26