Chicken Wakes You at 6 AM

*Wakes you up at 6 AM* BAkKBАKBАKBАKBАKBАKBАKB BAAAK *shits everywhere* BAKBAKBAKBAKBAK BAAKBAKABAKBAKBAKBAKBAKBAKBAKBAKBAK *digs up your flowerbed* BAAAKBAKBAKBAKBAKBAKBAKBAKBAKBAKBAKBAK BAKBAKBAKBAKBAKBAKBAKBAKBAKBAKBAKBAKBA AAAKBAAAKBAAAKBAAAKKRRRRREEEEIRHRUEHEUEIEIBAKBAK BAAK *Gives you salmonella* BAKBAKBAKBAK My god I fucking hate chickens so much how the fuck are you meant to live with these scourges of humanity

A chicken is shown alongside a frantic message describing its obnoxious behavior: waking someone at 6 AM, defecating everywhere, digging up a flowerbed, and giving them salmonella. The punchline exaggerates ordinary chicken annoyances into a melodramatic rant, making it useful as an absurd reaction to something unbearably irritating. EN: A chicken is shown alongside a frantic message describing its obnoxious behavior: waking someone at 6 AM, defecating everywhere, digging up a flowerbed, and giving them salmonella. The punchline exaggerates ordinary chicken annoyances into a melodramatic rant, making it useful as an absurd reaction to something unbearably irritating.

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