Obsessive Tradwife Love

please let me be your based poggers schizo tradwife I can cook and clean and even tho the voices will be telling me to suffocate you and the kids in your sleep I will still love you endlessly and obsessively we can scroll through eternal classic every night together we can draw symbols on our faces to protect us from the bad things to happen I will never leave the house or speak to anyone ever again

A dark-haired anime-style girl with red eyes and a sinister expression is hidden behind a large block of white text. She describes herself as a “based poggers schizo tradwife” who cooks and cleans but hears voices telling her to suffocate her partner and children, while promising obsessive love, isolation, occult symbols, and endless nights scrolling Eternal Classic. The joke combines internet slang, romanticized “tradwife” language, mental illness references, and horror imagery as an absurd reaction to extreme devotion and red flags. EN: A dark-haired anime-style girl with red eyes and a sinister expression is hidden behind a large block of white text. She describes herself as a “based poggers schizo tradwife” who cooks and cleans but hears voices telling her to suffocate her partner and children, while promising obsessive love, isolation, occult symbols, and endless nights scrolling Eternal Classic. The joke combines internet slang, romanticized “tradwife” language, mental illness references, and horror imagery as an absurd reaction to extreme devotion and red flags.

• @eternalclassic / 5527 2021-12-24