Fifteen-Day Facial Mask

After I remove the ice pack, I take a vaccine for the delta variant. In the shower, I use a water activated lambda variant mRNA gel. Then an antibacterial body scrub. And on the face, four masks. Then I apply an N95 facial mask, which I leave on for fifteen days.

Patrick Bateman stares expressionlessly with a shiny face after describing an absurdly excessive skincare and vaccination routine. The joke exaggerates pandemic precautions and beauty rituals to the point of parody, making the image useful as a reaction to overcomplicated self-care or extreme health anxiety. EN: Patrick Bateman stares expressionlessly with a shiny face after describing an absurdly excessive skincare and vaccination routine. The joke exaggerates pandemic precautions and beauty rituals to the point of parody, making the image useful as a reaction to overcomplicated self-care or extreme health anxiety.

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