Eight-Step Morning Wellness Routine
every morning i wake up and take 2 probiotic gummies, 1 cbd gummy, a natural mood enhancing vitamin, and a fish oil vitamin. i then complete my 8 step skin care routine, which i finish off with 20 ml of spf applied with a vibrating rose quartz face wand.
A close-up of a woman with glossy skincare-covered skin appears beneath an absurdly detailed description of an intense morning wellness and beauty routine. The joke is the contrast between the elaborate self-care habits and her exhausted, dazed-looking expression, making it useful as a reaction to overcomplicated routines or wellness culture.
woman / женщинаlong brown hair / длинные каштановые волосыface / лицоglossy skin / блестящая кожаskincare product / средство для ухода за кожейforehead / лобeyes / глазаnose / носlips / губыface wand / массажёр для лицаrose quartz / розовый кварцvitamins / витаминыgummies / жевательные пастилкиsunscreen / солнцезащитный кремclose-up portrait / портрет крупным планом
- @eternalclassic / 5390 2021-12-21
- Type
- image
- Size
- 501×603 · 67.9 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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