Childhood Bestie Pins Her Down

While I have the world's attention, I wanted to take this opportunity to post a picture of my childhood bestie, Jessica, getting pinned by good old Sammy Davis Jr. This hound would assault all the local children, and sure it was weird, but that was the 90s! We'd all been pegged at one point or another. It was a right of passage if you will. My feed has been very glamorous as of late and I just wanted to remind you of who I am, and where I come from.

A girl in plaid pants is on all fours on a paved patio while a large black dog climbs on top of her. The joke contrasts a glamorous social-media feed with an absurd childhood memory, humorously describing the dog’s rough play as a normal 1990s rite of passage and giving it the grand name Sammy Davis Jr.

• @eternalclassic / 5253 2021-12-19