No Robot Girlfriend

Violated Heron 09/06/17 (Wed) 10:04:37 (ID: ea917f No.313239 >>313139 >tfw no robot gf >tfw no robot gf to compliment on her lifelike personality >tfw no robot gf to cook you dinner even though she can't eat it >tfw no robot gf to grumble as she doesn't like being so much physically stronger than you >tfw no robot gf to answer any question you might have with a quick internet search >tfw no robot gf to let out a small yelp as you plug her into your mains line to charge up >tfw no robot gf to tease you about not being able to solve mathematical equations as quickly as her >tfw no robot gf to call you a pervert when you tell her you love how her synthetic skin feels >tfw no robot gf to tell you that you love her and you both hear her CPU fan speed up >tfw no robot gf to comfort when she says she thinks she might be feeling emotion and she doesn't know how to process it >tfw no robot gf to hold you and say she loves your natural warmth >tfw no robot gf to shyly peel back her outer layer and blush as she lets slip that you're the first guy she's ever shown her mechanics to >tfw no robot gf to desperately make love to you, saying she hopes she feels as good as a real woman >tfw no robot gf to nuzzle under your chin as you both fall asleep to the soft hum of her internal workings Why live?

A greentext-style post is shown beneath an illustration of three futuristic female robots or cyborgs. The poster mourns not having a robot girlfriend and imagines increasingly intimate domestic and romantic moments with one, ending with the melodramatic question “Why live?” The joke combines longing for an idealized android companion with exaggerated 4chan-style despair. EN: A greentext-style post is shown beneath an illustration of three futuristic female robots or cyborgs. The poster mourns not having a robot girlfriend and imagines increasingly intimate domestic and romantic moments with one, ending with the melodramatic question “Why live?” The joke combines longing for an idealized android companion with exaggerated 4chan-style despair.

• @eternalclassic / 5037 2021-12-16