Heated Bus Gas Attack
>Be me on bus >Middle of winter so bus is heated to 90 degrees >Crammed full of people standing shoulder to shoulder >Feel a tummy grumble >Lean a bit to spread cheeks so no noise escapes >Nice and quiet >Know it's going to be RANK >First pasanger starts to notice and wrinkles her nose >Then 5 >Then 10 >People now gagging trying to get away from the smell >Join in the theatrics but secretly laughing as they all gag on my gas Fuckin turned that bus into an Auschwitz shower stall
A green-text story describes a man releasing an extremely foul-smelling fart on a crowded, overheated winter bus while passengers gag and try to escape. The punchline compares the bus to an Auschwitz gas chamber, using deliberately shocking and offensive Holocaust imagery to exaggerate the smell and the narrator’s cruel amusement. EN: A green-text story describes a man releasing an extremely foul-smelling fart on a crowded, overheated winter bus while passengers gag and try to escape. The punchline compares the bus to an Auschwitz gas chamber, using deliberately shocking and offensive Holocaust imagery to exaggerate the smell and the narrator’s cruel amusement.
crowded bus / переполненный автобусpassengers / пассажирыstanding people / стоящие людиwinter / зимаheated bus / отапливаемый автобусshoulder-to-shoulder crowd / толпа плечом к плечуfart / пердёжbad smell / неприятный запахgagging passengers / давящиеся пассажирыwrinkled nose / сморщенный носbus interior / салон автобусаgas chamber reference / отсылка к газовой камере
- @eternalclassic / 4562 2021-12-07
- Template
- 4chan greentext
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×712 · 92.1 KiB
- Mood
- darkly humorous
- Language
- en
- Added