Agent 3 Needs Protection

Current Quest -Ask Merrick about the mission -Ask Merrick about the... (Complete) Learn about the mission (new) -Learn about the mission This is Agent 3 The mission is to protect me from the enemy You'll need this -Meet Merrick at the meeting point It's a nice day with you around

A first-person video game-style quest unfolds in a shopping mall: the player approaches a seated young man, who is introduced as Agent 3 and explains that the mission is to protect him from the enemy. The absurd punchline is that the supposed mission briefing ends with the oddly wholesome line “It’s a nice day with you around,” while upbeat music and casual mall ambience make the dangerous quest feel comically mundane.

Oh good, you're here. Sit down. This is Agent 3. He'll be debriefing you on the mission. Hello, I'm Agent 3. The mission is to protect me from the enemy. I'm counting on you to protect me. It's dangerous to go alone. You'll need this. Don't lose it. I'm counting on you to protect me. Don't mess this up. I'll be watching. Any questions? It's a nice day with you around.

• @sbunem / 57950 2023-10-19