Battery Current Can't Hurt You

Try connecting the battery to your nipples or your genitals and keep it connected for a minute or two. Then tell me again that the current can't hurt you. You know what? I'm so sick and tired of armchair experts and bullshitting naysayers. Fine. I don't have a car battery handy at three in the morning, but I do have a laboratory power supply. You can see it's set to 13.8V, which is the level a car battery typically charges to when it's running. I have the maximum current set to 10 amps, which should be enough for a painful jolt, no? These are my testicles straight from the shower. The most painful thing was attaching the alligator clips from the power supply, but aside from that, I'd like to report a mild, and almost pleasant tingling sensation. Would you like to go fuck yourself, or can I help you with that too?

В скриншоте один человек утверждает, что электрический ток не может причинить вреда, а другой решает проверить это на себе с помощью лабораторного источника питания и обнажённых гениталий. Шутка строится на абсурдной, опасной буквальности ответа и саркастическом финальном вызове оппоненту; нижняя картинка подчёркивает напряжённое ожидание результата. Обычно мем используют как реакцию на самоуверенного спорщика, который готов довести нелепый аргумент до крайности. EN: In the screenshot, one person claims that electric current cannot hurt, while another decides to test it with a laboratory power supply and exposed genitals. The joke comes from the absurdly dangerous literal response and the sarcastic final challenge to the opponent; the bottom image emphasizes the tense anticipation of the result. It is usually used as a reaction to an overconfident debater willing to take a ridiculous argument to the extreme.

• @eternalclassic / 3448 2021-11-19