The Next Guy Cannot Compete

to the next guy: in the most disrespectful way possible, i am 100% still not over my ex, i will definitely cheat on you with them if they ever hmu, i will never love you like i love them, you will always be absolutely nothing compared to my ex in my eyes, their smile makes me happier than u ever will and you simply cannot compete.

A blurry selfie is overlaid with a message addressed to a future romantic partner, openly admitting that the speaker is still obsessed with an ex and will never love the new person as much. The joke is the deliberately cruel, exaggerated honesty, making it useful as a reaction to dismissing a potential partner or comparing someone unfavorably to an ex.

• @eternalclassic / 3105 2021-11-13