The Pirate Pickup Line Backfires

Anonymous 10/22/21(Fri)10:48:19 No.865365447 >be me >download a dating app >find a girl I'm really into and we connect on many things >She loves starwars, some games and she even likes football although she completely chose the wrong team to support >Anyhow I'm a bit wary she might be a cat fish cause she's hot as hell, At least a 10 maybe more >I'm a 5 on my best days. There are a lot of catfish on the site so I ask her for a picture of her. >She's understanding and we exchange some pics >Nothing special >On one of the pics I spot a prosthetic leg >Well shit she's probably a bit insecure about the whole thing so I decide I must tell her I noticed but don't care about it >haven't mentioned the prosthetic yet but I'm looking for an opportunity >just throwing cheesy pick up lines at each other as it is something we've been doing for a couple of days now >ask if she's ever been jailed for stealing hearts >She responds to that with a "Do you think I'm a thief?" >respond "I was thinking more about a pirate". Mfw I haven't had a response in 10 minutes.

A 4chan-style dating story describes a man chatting with a woman who has a prosthetic leg. He tries a cheesy pickup line about stealing hearts, then calls her a pirate because of the prosthetic leg, and she stops responding; the joke is the painfully insensitive pun and his obliviousness. It is sent as a reaction to an awkward message, failed flirting, or an accidentally offensive joke.

• @eternalclassic / 3005 2021-11-12