The Worst Honest Confession

ME Hey. I just want to hit u up and say I had a good time with you last night and would love to go out again sometime. I had a good time too. I would love to go out again too. But can I be honest with you for a second? ME Uh sure, go ahead I couldn't even believe you agreed to go out with me. I never imagined it in a million years I thought that after you would realize that you made a mistake I honestly thought about raping you because I thought I would blow it and never get a chance to do things the right way But after last night, when you saw how nice of a guy I was, I knew that I had an actual shot I know that's a lot but I just wanted to get that off me

This is a fake text-message conversation between two people after a date. One person begins with a normal, positive follow-up, then abruptly reveals an extremely disturbing sexual-assault thought before reframing it as confidence that he might have another chance. The punchline is the shocking escalation and dark, offensive contrast between ordinary dating language and the confession, so it is used as an edgy reaction meme about oversharing or a disastrous date.

• @eternalclassic / 2931 2021-11-10