Why Do I Hear Boss Music

pic unrelated >be me >have first gf >at her house one day, upstairs in her room and her parents are out >commence sinning >making out, touching, that kinda stuff. never really done anything past that >feel her hand slide up my thigh >ok lads this is it this is what we trained for >im sitting on edge of bed and she gets on her knees in front of me >run bj.exe >watch her as shes holding my gentlemans sausage, about to start >look up >her dad standing there why do i hear boss music

A nervous young man narrates his first sexual encounter with his girlfriend, only for her father to appear at the worst possible moment. The phrase “why do I hear boss music” compares the terrifying interruption to an unexpected video-game boss battle, making this an absurd reaction to suddenly facing danger and consequences. EN: A nervous young man narrates his first sexual encounter with his girlfriend, only for her father to appear at the worst possible moment. The phrase “why do I hear boss music” compares the terrifying interruption to an unexpected video-game boss battle, making this an absurd reaction to suddenly facing danger and consequences.

• @eternalclassic / 2565 2021-11-04