Middle School Tampon Mishap

>Be me. Super horny middle school boy >Searching for anal porn, found some where a girl used a toy on a guy’s butthole. He had a massive orgasm >Brightidea.exe. I’ll stick something up my butt and jerk off. >But what to stick in my butt? >Improvise.exe I got one of my mom’s tampons. I figured I could use the string that pull it out >Stick it up there. Fire up some porn. Start jacking off. I guess I clenched my butthole. The tampon shot way up into the dark recesses of my anus. panic.png >Try to find it. Spend a solid 30 minutes with my finger up my ass >Figure I’ll shit it out later. I must have shoved it deeper, then the tampon must have expanded. It formed some kind of awful plug. I did not shit for days >After about 8-9 days the constipation is so bad that I can barely stand up >Parents take me to the emergency. They do an x-ray and see a blockage. The doctor asks what it is. I say that it’s a tampon. He asks why I have a tampon up my ass. I explain that I thought it would feel good. >He tries to get it out with me lying on my side, while a nurse is pulling one knee up to my chest. No luck. >He has me get in the face down ass up position, tells me that the lube is making the tampon slippery, and rams three fingers up my ass, while the nurse holds me down. Pulls the tampon out, and I instantly take a massive disgusting shit that fills an entire bedpan with week old turd. >My parents were in the room the whole time. >The orgasm was average

A 4chan-style greentext story follows a horny middle-school boy who inserts a tampon anally, loses it, and eventually needs emergency medical help to remove it after severe constipation. The punchline is the humiliating medical ordeal, his parents witnessing everything, and the anticlimactic claim that the orgasm was only average. EN: A 4chan-style greentext story follows a horny middle-school boy who inserts a tampon anally, loses it, and eventually needs emergency medical help to remove it after severe constipation. The punchline is the humiliating medical ordeal, his parents witnessing everything, and the anticlimactic claim that the orgasm was only average.

• @eternalclassic / 2454 2021-11-02