Caught on Camera at Work

Update on my previous posts: Day 5 Recap: I was caught on camera in my workplace farting and possibly doing other things to my coworkers Marcy’s lunch and her water bottle and 5 days go she caught onto me and alerted my boss who then reviewed the footage and handed it to the authorities. Yesterday after I was fired I fled work and drove several hours away and stayed in my car overnight and turned my phone off. This morning when my parents left for work I went back home and packed up most of my shit. I’ve been ignoring all phone calls but I’ve had messages from my parents saying two police officers came to our door this afternoon asking for me. I don’t know if my parents were told what I was wanted for but I just messaged them back and told them I was safe and wouldn’t be home for a while. I have my tent and a few other camping supplies (I’m an avid camper and outdoors person so I have basically everything needed for survival) and I’ve bought some other supplies probably enough for a week long stay outdoors and am currently driving to a location I’ve camped before that’s pretty hard to find. B I’m fairly certain the footage the police have by now will incriminate the shit out of me and more than likely land me in prison. I just know that if I go back to face the music this is going to be all over the news and social media and I’ll be completely fucked. I may have to turn off my phone for a few days as I don’t really want to risk the police possibly tracking me down. Be honest anons how fucked am I? Is it truly over for me? FUCK YOU MARCY YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE Picrel: my camp mug filled with choccy milk

A screenshot of an anonymous forum post describes a person fleeing and hiding after being fired for farting at work and allegedly tampering with a coworker’s lunch and water bottle. The escalating panic, melodramatic survival preparations, and final photo of a camp mug filled with chocolate milk create the joke: an absurdly minor workplace prank is treated like a serious criminal conspiracy. It is used as a reaction to exaggerated fear, overdramatic excuses, or someone catastrophizing a small mistake.

• @eternalclassic / 2451 2021-11-02