Protecting Fries and Virginity

>getting mcdonalds late at night >going up the elevator with a girl who just came home from a party alone >she says "those fries smell good" >I say "yup" >she says "i'm hungry for some fries" >I say "fries are pretty good" >on her floor she stands in the elevator door and leans up against the frame in an attempt to be seductive and says "i sure would like some fries" and bites her lip >I say "they're open 24 hours" >she leaves I managed to protect my fries and my virginity.

A man recounts an awkward elevator encounter with a woman who appears to be seductively hinting at sex using fries as a euphemism. He takes her words literally and points out that McDonald's is open 24 hours, unintentionally preventing the encounter and joking that he protected both his fries and his virginity.

• @eternalclassic / 2421 2021-11-01
• @eternalclassic / 2429 2021-11-02