Sniffing the Couch Disaster

I'm completely fucked to hell. I just got caught sniffing the couch where my cousin's girlfriend was sitting. I went to the bathroom and thought they were all upstairs. Turns out my cousin was in the other room and came out as my face was in the couch. He started flipping out and getting loud which was alerting everyone else. I just kept saying sorry and ran out of there. My sister keeps texting me asking where I am. I'm just sitting here at a bar wishing I never did this. I can't fucking believe it. I can't even go to that place again. God knows what they're all saying about me. I don't even care I'm just getting shit faced.

An anonymous poster describes being caught sniffing the couch where his cousin’s girlfriend had been sitting. His cousin notices, loudly alerts everyone, and the poster flees to a bar to get drunk while feeling intense embarrassment. The joke is the bizarre and socially disastrous confession, shared as an absurd cringe reaction to humiliating situations. EN: An anonymous poster describes being caught sniffing the couch where his cousin’s girlfriend had been sitting. His cousin notices, loudly alerts everyone, and the poster flees to a bar to get drunk while feeling intense embarrassment. The joke is the bizarre and socially disastrous confession, shared as an absurd cringe reaction to humiliating situations.

• @eternalclassic / 2375 2021-11-01