Dracula's Piss Cassette

SIDE ONE: Wolfman's howling piss, Mummy's trickle piss, Creature's Piss Lagoon SIDE TWO: Frankenstein (huge piss warning), Invisible Man (ambient piss), Skeleton's crying cause they can't piss but really want to This program is honestly a violation of tradition of piss. The parties involved did not know they were being recorded but thankfully monsters are not allowed in courtrooms so there will be zero charges pressed and all proceeds will go to Dracula. Maybe if you're rich for long enough you start doing fucked up shit like this. Yes, Dracula is rich.

A hand holds a cassette tape whose label lists absurd “piss” tracks performed by classic horror monsters, followed by a fake disclaimer about recording them and donating the proceeds to Dracula. The joke parodies novelty music releases and public-relations disclaimers by treating bodily functions as a serious monster-themed program, with Dracula humorously profiting from it.

• @eternalclassic / 1944 2021-10-24