Lonely Birthday Greentext

>Be me >Turned 23 yesterday >Happy birthday to me >Open phone >Zero notifications >Get a call from mom and dad wishing me happy birthday and asking about my plans >Tell them I am going out with friends >No one else know my birthday because never bonded much with anyone in college >Have a crush on this girl who still talks to me for some reason, probably out of pity >Wished her every time on her birthday for the past 3 years because oneitis >She then asks about my birthday every time >Tell her every time >Still she never wished me >Get in my car, drive to woods >Spend my whole day alone >At around 6pm receive a call from a guy who handles my brokerage account (yes, I have invested about $2k in some stocks) >He wishes me happy birthday >I say thank you >After few hours of drinking, get back in my car and cry myself to sleep in my small apartment >This how I've been celebrating my birthday for the past few years >Wake up next day and post all this on 4chan This is my life bros. This is it.

A sad Wojak-style 4chan greentext recounts a 23-year-old spending his birthday alone, receiving only calls from his parents and stockbroker after being ignored by his crush. The punchline is the bleak contrast between pretending to have plans, drinking alone in the woods, and posting the depressing story online as a resigned summary of his life. EN: A sad Wojak-style 4chan greentext recounts a 23-year-old spending his birthday alone, receiving only calls from his parents and stockbroker after being ignored by his crush. The punchline is the bleak contrast between pretending to have plans, drinking alone in the woods, and posting the depressing story online as a resigned summary of his life.

• @eternalclassic / 1926 2021-10-24