Michael Kills Everyone
> Be me. > Pirate new Halloween Kills movie. > Literal married faggots fighting Michael. > Every couple is interracial. > All the women are empowered. > All the men are irrational blubbering idiots. > Michael kills them all. > Michael kills the faggots. > Michael kills the interracial couples. > Michael kills fucking everyone. > He walks away, the unstoppable white male. > Still glad I didn't pay for it.
A 4chan-style green-text rant describes pirating Halloween Kills and mocking its perceived progressive character portrayals before celebrating Michael Myers killing everyone. The joke is an exaggerated reactionary review that frames the unstoppable killer as an “unstoppable white male.”
- @eternalclassic / 1901 2021-10-23
- Template
- Greentext
- Type
- image
- Size
- 617×251 · 26.8 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, edgy
- Language
- en
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