Did I Just Cuck Myself

Did I just cuck myself? >went to store 1 hour before closing >gather my shit and head to the checkout >cashier solid 7/10 >start casual conversation about assholes who come in 5 minutes before closing, and about our non-existent weekend plans >payed and about head out >she says "you know, my shift is almost done" >me "alright! have a good weekend, bye!" .... Pic unrelated

A greentext post describes a customer having a pleasant conversation with an attractive cashier, then awkwardly leaving after she hints that her shift is nearly over. The joke is that he realizes too late that he may have missed an opportunity to flirt or ask her out, calling himself a cuck. The unrelated picture shows a cat tangled with a red-and-blue toy. EN: A greentext post describes a customer having a pleasant conversation with an attractive cashier, then awkwardly leaving after she hints that her shift is nearly over. The joke is that he realizes too late that he may have missed an opportunity to flirt or ask her out, calling himself a cuck. The unrelated picture shows a cat tangled with a red-and-blue toy.

• @eternalclassic / 1876 2021-10-23