Dating App Prosthetic Leg Pickup Line

>be me >download a dating app >find a girl I'm really into and we connect on many things >She loves star wars, some games and she even likes football although she completely chose the wrong team to support >Anyhow I'm a bit wary she might be a cat fish cause she's hot as hell, At least a 10 maybe more >I'm a 5 on my best days. There are a lot of catfish on the site so I ask her for a picture of her. >She's understanding and we exchange some pics >Nothing special >On one of the pics I spot a prosthetic leg >Well shit she's probably a bit insecure about the whole thing so I decide I must tell her I noticed but don't care about it >I haven't mentioned the prosthetic yet but I'm looking for an opportunity >just throwing cheesy pick up lines at each other as it is something we've been doing for a couple of days now >ask if she's ever been jailed for stealing hearts >She responds to that with a "Do you think I'm a thief?" >respond "I was thinking more about a pirate". Mfw I haven't had a response in 10 minutes.

A 4chan-style dating story describes a man chatting with a woman who has a prosthetic leg. He tries a cheesy pickup line about stealing hearts, then pivots to calling her a pirate, but she stops replying for ten minutes. The joke is the awkward attempt to turn her prosthetic leg into flirtatious pirate wordplay and the exaggerated panic over a short silence. EN: A 4chan-style dating story describes a man chatting with a woman who has a prosthetic leg. He tries a cheesy pickup line about stealing hearts, then pivots to calling her a pirate, but she stops replying for ten minutes. The joke is the awkward attempt to turn her prosthetic leg into flirtatious pirate wordplay and the exaggerated panic over a short silence.

• @eternalclassic / 1856 2021-10-23