Civilized Kiwi Eater

do you guys eat kiwis whole or are you like those fags that cuts them in half and then eats with a gay little spoon or maybe even worse you peel them? I cut them in half and eat them with a gay little spoon, on a fucking dainty napkin. I'm a civilized human being, you troglodyte. My thousands of ancestors didn't live and die in hardship for me to sit here and eat kiwis like a fucking ape.

A 4chan-style thread shows one anonymous user asking whether people eat kiwis whole, followed by a picture of a garden gnome and an absurdly pretentious reply defending the use of a spoon and dainty napkin. The joke is exaggerated class snobbery over an ordinary fruit-eating habit, making it useful as a reaction to someone being comically overcivilized or judgmental. EN: A 4chan-style thread shows one anonymous user asking whether people eat kiwis whole, followed by a picture of a garden gnome and an absurdly pretentious reply defending the use of a spoon and dainty napkin. The joke is exaggerated class snobbery over an ordinary fruit-eating habit, making it useful as a reaction to someone being comically overcivilized or judgmental.

• @eternalclassic / 1601 2021-10-18