Imaginary Conversations With Sister

>be me >24 year old kisses, hugless and virgin coomer >younger brother is in high school and a chad >he's dating a cutie from his class that sometimes brings home >be jelly >sometimes sit with them while they're watching a movie to feel like I have a family >know they're probably uncomfortable but also know the won't say shit to be polite so don't give a shit lmao >cry myself to sleep every night wondering how life would be like if I could have a cutie gf to introduce to my parents and invite over to watch movies >room is next to brother's so we share a wall >both our beds are against that same wall so some nights I can somewhat hear that she's having phone with his cutie gf >be extra jelly >idea.jpg >steal one of his airpods when he's not looking >loser keeps asking if I've seen it but he doesn't know the truth >be tonight >he's having phone sex again >grab the airpod and be quiet cause remember airpods have microphones >can only hear his talking >feels like heaven >pretend she's talking to me and quietly masturbate >coom.wav >they move to a normal conversation and she says "have a good night, I love you so much" >be immersed that I reply "I love you too" >hear gf asking who the fuck said that >hear brother saying "anon?" through the wall >fuckfuckfuckfuck.exe >realize the royal fuck up and throw the airpod to the other side of the room >turn lights off and quietly reach my door to lock it >then jump back in bed >hear brother knocking on my door but pretend to be asleep >know you're awake but we'll talk tomorrow >anons I'm scared as all heckers im fucking shitting myself right now how the fuck do i do now

An anonymous green frog character narrates an increasingly desperate story about being jealous of his younger brother's girlfriend, secretly listening through a stolen AirPod, and accidentally replying to her during phone sex. The punchline is the narrator's catastrophic realization that his brother heard him, followed by panic and hiding in bed; it is sent as an absurd, uncomfortable reaction meme about loneliness, envy, and an irreversible social blunder.

• @eternalclassic / 1534 2021-10-17