Add Me on Social Media

COME ON, WHAT’RE YOU BEING SO WEIRD FOR? YOU SERIOUSLY DON’T HAVE ANY SOCIAL MEDIA? I JUST SAW YOU SCROLLING, JUST ADD ME! WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? DO YOU HAVE SOME WEIRD SHIT ON THERE YOU DON’T WANT ME TO SEE? COME ON, IT CAN’T BE THAT BAD, CAN I?

An anime-style girl sits outdoors while holding a smartphone and asking someone to add her on social media. The joke is that her increasingly pushy curiosity makes it sound as though the other person’s account must contain something suspicious or embarrassing, turning a casual request into an interrogation. It is used as a reaction to someone refusing to share their social media or seeming unusually secretive. EN: An anime-style girl sits outdoors while holding a smartphone and asking someone to add her on social media. The joke is that her increasingly pushy curiosity makes it sound as though the other person’s account must contain something suspicious or embarrassing, turning a casual request into an interrogation. It is used as a reaction to someone refusing to share their social media or seeming unusually secretive.

• @eternalclassic / 1496 2021-10-16