Too Sad to Get Hard

>be me >senior year of high school >best friend dies in a car accident >ex gf calls me to see if I'm ok >haven't talked to her since freshman year >offers to come pick me and take her to her place so I'm not alone >I go just because I'd rather cry in front of her than in front of my friends >she picks me up in her mom's van >we chit chat a little bit but I'm mostly quiet because I'm still processing my best friend's death >we get to her house and go to her room >no one's home >we sit on her bed and talk about feelings for a little bit >she puts her arm around me to comfort me >don't think anything of it until she starts chewing on my ear >she puts her hand in my pants and starts fondling my balls >can't get hard because I'm too sad >when I don't respond to her advances she stops and I excuse myself >just leave her house and walk home

A 4chan-style green-text story follows a grieving high-school student whose ex-girlfriend tries to comfort him, then initiates sexual advances. The punchline is that his sadness is so overwhelming that he cannot get aroused, turning an already awkward encounter into absurd dark humor. EN: A 4chan-style green-text story follows a grieving high-school student whose ex-girlfriend tries to comfort him, then initiates sexual advances. The punchline is that his sadness is so overwhelming that he cannot get aroused, turning an already awkward encounter into absurd dark humor.

• @eternalclassic / 1431 2021-10-15