Short People Save the Planet
New York Times guest essay argues 'short people' better for the planet The NYT previously profiled an advocate for 'voluntary human extinction' to combat climate change There Has Never Been a Better Time to Be Short Jan. 1, 2023 When you mate with shorter people, you're potentially saving the planet by shrinking the needs of subsequent generations. Lowering the height minimum for prospective partners on your dating profile is a step toward a greener planet.
A satirical news screenshot presents a New York Times-style headline claiming that short people are better for the planet. The joke exaggerates environmental arguments about reducing human consumption and applies them absurdly to dating and partner height preferences. It is used as an ironic reaction to discussions about height, dating standards, overpopulation, or climate change. EN: A satirical news screenshot presents a New York Times-style headline claiming that short people are better for the planet. The joke exaggerates environmental arguments about reducing human consumption and applies them absurdly to dating and partner height preferences. It is used as an ironic reaction to discussions about height, dating standards, overpopulation, or climate change.
- @sbunem / 55098 2023-09-19
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