Nobody Has Ever Said Any of This

So you'd seriously rather spend your time lifting weights, going to church, and working on saving up money for a farm, rather than having sex with me? Yes. Christ is king, and I am his greatest soldier. NOBODY HAS EVER SAID ANY OF THIS

A woman asks a muscular bearded man whether he would really prefer fitness, church, saving money for a farm, and abstinence over sex. He replies with an exaggerated declaration of Christian devotion, followed by the caption “NOBODY HAS EVER SAID ANY OF THIS,” mocking unrealistic internet fantasies and self-righteous claims. EN: A woman asks a muscular bearded man whether he would really prefer fitness, church, saving money for a farm, and abstinence over sex. He replies with an exaggerated declaration of Christian devotion, followed by the caption “NOBODY HAS EVER SAID ANY OF THIS,” mocking unrealistic internet fantasies and self-righteous claims.

• @eternalclassic / 1389 2021-10-14