Some Things Are Worse Than Virginity

>Be me, was an autist virgin >Want a 8/10. Nevergoingtohappen.png >Meet a 6/10. Start having sex. She’s my first. I’m her first. >Both have low self esteem >Afraid I’ll never have sex again >Marry her. She stops having sex with me >Stuck living with her, divorce is expensive >Wish I could go back to being a lonely virgin who watched TV and played vidya games by himself >She wants kids. >Some things are worse than perpetual virginity

A 4chan-style greentext tells the story of an autistic virgin who begins a relationship, marries his first partner, and then becomes trapped in a sexless marriage because divorce is expensive. The punchline is that loneliness and virginity now seem preferable to his unhappy relationship, ending with the grim line that some things are worse than perpetual virginity. EN: A 4chan-style greentext tells the story of an autistic virgin who begins a relationship, marries his first partner, and then becomes trapped in a sexless marriage because divorce is expensive. The punchline is that loneliness and virginity now seem preferable to his unhappy relationship, ending with the grim line that some things are worse than perpetual virginity.

• @eternalclassic / 1271 2021-10-12