Futurama Forum Sex Slave Confession

I used to have 50,000 posts on a fucking really weird, small, Futurama forum. There were only about 50 posters on the entire board. For some reason I literally roleplayed as Kif (the frog who was a slave to Zapp Brannigan) in every single fucking post. I remember that the other posters would say things like “post your penis again for me Kif” with a picture of Zapp and I would do it (after using photoshop to make my dick green). I was basically a fucking sex slave for 50,000 posts. I remember on one occasion a girl came onto the board and I really liked her, but instead of talking to her like a normal human I tried to pick her up by writing an extensive, 1200 word post describing the backrub I gave to Zapp Brannigan. I hate that part of my life almost as bad as this current one.

A 4chan-style forum confession is shown alongside Kif from Futurama saluting. The writer describes obsessively roleplaying as Kif, making sexual posts for other forum users, and awkwardly trying to impress a girl with a detailed post about serving Zapp Brannigan. The joke is the extreme cringe and self-deprecation of remembering an embarrassing online phase. EN: A 4chan-style forum confession is shown alongside Kif from Futurama saluting. The writer describes obsessively roleplaying as Kif, making sexual posts for other forum users, and awkwardly trying to impress a girl with a detailed post about serving Zapp Brannigan. The joke is the extreme cringe and self-deprecation of remembering an embarrassing online phase.

• @eternalclassic / 936 2021-10-06