Grandpa's Vietnam Confession

>he me, just an average white guy >go to visit my grandpa >tell him I have a gf >show him picture of her >he gasps and then smiles, patting me on the back >”you’re dating an Asian woman? She’s beautiful anon!” >grandpa’s all excited, weirdest I’ve ever seen him >”come here boy, let’s have a talk” >sits me down on the porch and cracks open an Arnold Palmer for me and himself >proceeds to tell me about all of his sexual experiences in Vietnam >admits to fucking a dead Vietnamese woman with his buddy >had an orgy with 7 Vietnamese women at once >admitted to fucking “at the very least” 100 Vietnamese women during his time in Vietnam >apparently has never told my father about these things and to quote “keep it between us” There’s no way in hell I don’t have Vietnamese cousins

A bearded Wojak-style character visits his grandfather and tells him he is dating an Asian woman. The grandfather proudly reveals increasingly disturbing stories about his sexual experiences in Vietnam, implying the narrator may have many Vietnamese cousins. This absurd greentext is used as a dark, shocking reaction meme about unexpected family secrets. EN: A bearded Wojak-style character visits his grandfather and tells him he is dating an Asian woman. The grandfather proudly reveals increasingly disturbing stories about his sexual experiences in Vietnam, implying the narrator may have many Vietnamese cousins. This absurd greentext is used as a dark, shocking reaction meme about unexpected family secrets.

• @eternalclassic / 603 2021-09-30