Mormon Soaking Explained
Some Mormon teens have convinced themselves that putting a penis in a vagina and then not moving is not sex. That’s called soaking. Jump humping is when you get someone to jump on the bed next to you soaking to get some friction going without you technically causing the movement
A Twitter screenshot explains the Mormon practice known as “soaking,” where a couple has intercourse without moving, and “jump humping,” where someone else creates friction by jumping on the bed. The joke is the absurd attempt to redefine sex through a technical loophole. EN: A Twitter screenshot explains the Mormon practice known as “soaking,” where a couple has intercourse without moving, and “jump humping,” where someone else creates friction by jumping on the bed. The joke is the absurd attempt to redefine sex through a technical loophole.
- @eternalclassic / 427 2021-09-27
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