Muscle Girl Appreciation

>be girl >middle school, early 2000s >walking to class >see some short kid getting shoved into the locker >tiny little hispanic kid and his two goons are harrassing this kid for lunch money >is this real life >take the little hispanic kid and put him in a chicken hold >tell him if he touches this kid again I'll beat his face into the locker so hard his parents won't be able to recognize him >he calls his goons off, runs away >short kid follows me around for the rest of the school year, carrying my books and taking care of my tamagotchi and letting me use his head as an armrest a couple years ago I looked him up on facebook and found he publicly joined a "muscle girl appreciation" group.

A 4chan-style greentext story describes a girl defending a short classmate from bullies in middle school. The boy becomes her loyal companion, and years later she discovers he joined a “muscle girl appreciation” group, implying that his admiration for strong women began with her. It is shared as an absurd, wholesome, and suggestive reaction to stories about unexpected romantic or fetish origins.

• @eternalclassic / 410 2021-09-27