Evil Chores Cat

I'M GOING TO ACCOMPLISH MANY EVIL TASKS AND CHORES TODAY EVIL SWEEPING, EVIL LAUNDRY, EVIL, SHOWERING, AND PERJURY

A crudely drawn purple cat with red eyes announces that it will accomplish many “evil” tasks and chores, including sweeping, laundry, showering, and perjury. The joke comes from treating ordinary chores—and the absurdly serious crime of perjury—as sinister accomplishments, making it useful as an ironic reaction to a burst of exaggerated productivity. EN: A crudely drawn purple cat with red eyes announces that it will accomplish many “evil” tasks and chores, including sweeping, laundry, showering, and perjury. The joke comes from treating ordinary chores—and the absurdly serious crime of perjury—as sinister accomplishments, making it useful as an ironic reaction to a burst of exaggerated productivity.

• @eternalclassic / 310 2021-09-25