Accidentally Named Cock Forever

>name is Richard >dad used to call me "Dick" as a kid >one Saturday invite friends from elementary school to spend the day at my house >dad accidentally calls me Dick in front of them >friends have a good kek at my expense >since that day they start calling me Dick too >one day at school best friend accidentally calls me "Cock" >friends jokingly refer to me as Cock since that day >other classmates pick up on this and start calling me Cock too >figured this was just an elementary school thing >it wasn't >for the entirety of my middle/highschool years, I am known only as "Cock" to most of my classmates >attended a highschool reunion just before the coof >turns out some of my old classmates didn't even know what my actual name was >they still refer to me as Cock to this day This is my name now, I guess

A greentext story describes Richard being nicknamed “Dick” by his father, then “Cock” by his classmates, until the insulting nickname permanently replaces his real name. The joke is the escalating misunderstanding and absurdly long-lasting schoolyard nickname, making it useful as a reaction to embarrassing situations that become impossible to escape.

• @eternalclassic / 250 2021-09-24