Student Refuses to Wear a Mask

Student asked me today, "do I have to wear my mask while taking a dump?" I said it couldn't exactly be enforced. He responded by looking me dead in the eye, ripping off his mask, and grunting with effort to shit his pants. I teach 9th grade. COVID-19 What the fuck is this?

A Reddit-style screenshot shows a teacher recounting a grotesque ninth-grade student joke about refusing to wear a mask while using the bathroom, then intentionally soiling himself. The absurd punchline turns pandemic mask rules into an outrageous act of childish defiance, making the post work as a reaction to something bizarre or incomprehensible. EN: A Reddit-style screenshot shows a teacher recounting a grotesque ninth-grade student joke about refusing to wear a mask while using the bathroom, then intentionally soiling himself. The absurd punchline turns pandemic mask rules into an outrageous act of childish defiance, making the post work as a reaction to something bizarre or incomprehensible.

• @eternalclassic / 210 2021-09-23