Small Child at the Playground

>>767971805 (OP) # Told this story by my dad but only remember a bit of it. >be me >small child >at playground inside the mall >pretty trashy and small but good for small children >go to talk to and play with other children >child starts wailing on me for no reason >I get up and move to another group of kids and start to play with them >after a little bit the kid who was wailing on me comes over to me and starts waking on me again >this happens to me at least 5 more times of me going to other groups of kids only to have him follow me and keep hitting me >eventually I had enough of his shit >go up to top of play structure >kid follows me up and starts hitting me a bunch again >push him off >he falls onto the concrete be loans a loud crunch is heard >crys from concerned parents ring out >nothing is said from him though he doesn't even move >my dad then said he ran up the structure scooped me up and ran away >we got in the car and drove off and never went to that mall for a few years >dad says I might have killed that kid and he didn't want to deal with the consequences of that which is why he bolted

A 4chan-style green-text story describes a small child repeatedly being harassed and hit by another child at an indoor mall playground. The child eventually pushes the attacker from the play structure, followed by a loud crunch and a panicked escape with his father. The joke is the absurdly dark escalation from ordinary playground bullying to possible accidental murder, presented in the deadpan “be me” story format. EN: A 4chan-style green-text story describes a small child repeatedly being harassed and hit by another child at an indoor mall playground. The child eventually pushes the attacker from the play structure, followed by a loud crunch and a panicked escape with his father. The joke is the absurdly dark escalation from ordinary playground bullying to possible accidental murder, presented in the deadpan “be me” story format.

• @eternalclassic / 151 2021-09-22